[blml] L25A BOOT

[John Probst]

So there I am, chatting away to my opponents, one of them a Heidi who is 
decidedly not a 2 bag job - one bag for your head in case her's splits, and 
someone puts down a pass card so I grab a bid from my box which happens to 
be 1H.but when it gets on the table 2 things happen:  I intended it to be 
1S; someone points out it was LHO who had passed.  Yeah, mea maxima culpa so 
I call in the NYPD who're allegedly competent. Anyway, this one's just for 
entertainment as it really happened whereas most things here didn't, won't 
or are irrelevant, give a ruling please.  NB I have attempted to write in 
pseudo Grattanese with hanging clauses everywhere.  luv John