[blml] My Disclosure Dream

[Adam Beneschan]

Eric wrote:
 
> I've been having a recurring dream of late, and I thought I'd share it.
> 
> I am a disembodied consciousness floating in the upper corner of a  
> featureless room.  Four people sit at a table playing bridge.  One of  
> them looks very much like me, and wears a nametag reading "Eric".   
> The other three have nametags that say "West",  "Partner" and  
> "East".  A small green imp sits on the floor in the corner to my  
> right,  watching the players intently.  I can't quite make out his  
> name tag, but it seems to be something like "Blimel".

...
 
> How do I explain this to the imp and avoid the necktie party?  Can  
> anyone out there help me?

Now, if this were *my* dream, I'd say "This is a matchpoint game, and
imps aren't welcome", at which point the imp would turn purple and fly
out of the room through the refrigerator, West would pull the 17
Diamonds card out of his bidding box, North would trump that with the
ace of spades, and I would immediately find myself walking down the
middle of the freeway in my underwear.

How come your dreams make so much more sense than mine?  Maybe I need
a better mattress....

:)
                                -- Adam